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Nuclear Demotivational Poster

DISASTERS - They're not cheap!

TAGS: titanic obama oil rig challenger space ship disaster bad day tanker exxon valdez chernobyl nuclear power sub thresher navy liberals democrats health care
Rating: 3.04/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 30, 2010, 6:29 pm
This was made before there was a politifake.
Lincoln - December 30, 2010, 5:57 pm
Politifake, anyone?

NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST - It's usually not this funny

TAGS: nuclear atomic holly9000
Rating: 3.45/5

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rerun - February 19, 2010, 10:05 pm

I sure miss Bozo.
Produceman117 - February 19, 2010, 9:41 pm
Speaking of beautiful, this ph**ochop is. I seriously want a snow cone right now.
TheTrashHeap - February 19, 2010, 9:39 pm
Cpn did you just say that Faceplant is beautiful and seductive?
CpnKangaroo - February 19, 2010, 9:37 pm
You can't plan something to be that beautifully destructive.
sickartist - December 7, 2009, 10:56 pm
coulrophobia is the irrational fear of evil clowns. 5L for proving I'm not paranoid.

NUCLEAR CARRIER - Refueling at sea.

TAGS: navy carrier nuclear awesome military
Rating: 4.84/5

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RetiredUSNChief - March 18, 2012, 8:07 pm
Pretty impressive, I'm sure. I spent my 20 years on submarines...if it got bad, we just went deeper. :):)
Dwiggit - February 28, 2012, 6:48 am
thats pretty epic and theres only a few of us that have experienced a lighting storm at sea in those things.

NO CLUE - On how to handle North Korea. Nor Iran, nor terrorism. Nor the economy.

TAGS: obama dumb democrats terrorism korea nuclear iran politics
Rating: 3.25/5

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Chillax - December 18, 2009, 7:20 pm
Would you expect more from a community organizer with no exectutive experience and as a Senator missed 314 of 1300 roll call votes (24%)? Don't act shocked now.
Agent K - August 5, 2009, 5:20 pm
i think my roommate said it best it's like taking a janitor in a company and promoting him straight to CEO.
Mikeipee - August 5, 2009, 5:19 pm
I agree. But his wife is h**.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 2, 2009, 10:15 pm
Very well said WTFO.
WTFO - June 17, 2009, 8:15 pm
needed to be removed and I'd rather my generation take care of it than pass it off to my kids when Saddam became a stronger threat. You whine about 1B spent to remove a dangerous dictator but are quite on 787B spent on govt waste. Your positions are sad.
WTFO - June 17, 2009, 8:13 pm
he claim on being "right" to not go is a fallacy. Since he did not have the national intel that the POTUS and Congress used to a**ess the situation. He was also wrong about the surge that gained so much ground in that war. Saddam and his psycho sons
WTFO - June 17, 2009, 8:11 pm
Game, Bush showed strength to countries that believe talk is weakness. Also, did you really think Iran was going to have a fair election. Not to mention that the "moderate" candidate in that election still wants to wipe Israel off the map. As for Iraq,
TheSarge - June 15, 2009, 2:16 pm
As opposed to the trillions this knucklehead is going to cost us.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - June 12, 2009, 9:57 am
What "Bush did that was better" was get Kim Jong Ill to back down. But now Ill is pushing around Obama like a rag doll. And yes it would be smarter to see who wins the Iranian election; but do you think Obama WOULD know what do to anyway?
The Game - June 12, 2009, 8:40 am
North Korea has been around for the last 8 years, what did Bush do that was better? Iran has an election this month that could oust Ahmadinejad, its smarter to see who would be president first Yet he was right about Iraq, which cost about $1,000,000,000


TAGS: north korea pokemon kim jong il nuclear
Rating: 2.95/5

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AA - October 20, 2009, 3:31 pm
herrooooo!! I hate you, arec barwin!!

1999 - has come and gone... So, ... Moonbases? Nuclear waste deposit sites? ... Where are they, huh?

TAGS: space 1999 moonbase alpha nuclear deposit rnr
Rating: 1.38/5

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KaiserJames - February 11, 2010, 3:53 am
Party like its 2012
noneya - November 26, 2008, 2:45 pm
2012 - it's stil coming...
Amaterasu - November 17, 2008, 11:16 am
And what happened with the end of the world huh? They've been promising that since the dawn of men.
pro - August 6, 2008, 4:26 pm
And what happened to the space ody-me-howzit-spelled of 2001?

60 plus years later -

GREEN - It's the new stupid.

TAGS: green environment nuclear power
Rating: 3.06/5

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Jianju - September 8, 2013, 12:26 am
Well, Zed, has Japan's disaster altered your feelings on the subject?
fred - March 12, 2010, 6:59 pm
James Lovelock: "only nuclear power can now halt global warming"
Regression&Division - December 13, 2009, 9:23 am
green (adj): 1. immature in age or judgment; untrained; inexperienced: a green worker. 2. simple; unsophisticated; gullible; easily fooled.
Bah - October 6, 2009, 12:43 pm
Seeing as how the radiation leakage of the sealed waste is less than that of unrefined uranium, I'd be happy to have it stored in my back yard, yes. But keeping it out of one's state is a political ballgame that no one wants to lose.
Zed - September 7, 2009, 8:50 pm
How about Antarctica? It's actually bigger than Africa (the largest inhabited continent on the planet) and no-one lives in Antarctica.
Sean - September 7, 2009, 1:13 am
True, that is an issue, but hardly one that dwarfs the benefits given global warming.
th3flyboy - September 7, 2009, 1:07 am
the issue isn't the emissions, it's where you put the waste... unless you're volunteering your yard?
Zed - September 1, 2009, 2:21 am
it unfortunately has too much of a negative perception in the USA.
Zed - September 1, 2009, 2:20 am
Unfortunately, we have too many screaming ninnies who don't realize that Three Mile Island and Chernobyl were utter aberrations, and that there has been no major incidents with any nuclear reactor built after 1968. As much as I'd like better nuclear power
Sean - September 1, 2009, 1:47 am
I've often said that you's guys should become more like the French. *snickers*
Sean - September 1, 2009, 1:34 am
Oh yeah? Well it's gonna cost ya. And I am basing my "knowledge" on what little I remember from a field trip to one a few decades ago. And my zipper broke earlier that day so I may have been didstracted somewhat by embarassment.
WTFO - September 1, 2009, 1:25 am
Looks like we've found some common ground. I'd like to learn more about these CANDU reactors. Maybe we can use that as a model for this country if we can get a govt willing to consider the benefits of nuclear technology and how it can help the US.
Sean - September 1, 2009, 1:05 am
I am so pro-nuclear it's not funny -- much like this comment. Of course I'm partial to the Canadian technology, the so called CANDU reactors (I think). Use the heavy water as your coolant. All but melt down proof as no coolant, no continued reaction.
WTFO - September 1, 2009, 1:01 am
I'll take 30 years that reduce our dependency of foriegn fuel until other technologies mature or we get some more breeder reactors going.
Derek - August 31, 2009, 6:17 pm
Sadly not plentiful. Without breeder reactors, we've got ~30 years worth of nuclear power left.

FACEBOOK - More important than a nuclear crisis.

TAGS: cod4 cod4 mw facebook nuclear crisis
Rating: 3.54/5

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MPsniper - March 31, 2011, 5:23 pm
would you...like to play... a game?


WHOOPS - Wrong Reactor Control Button. Oh Well no witnesses

TAGS: explosion nuclear
Rating: 4.63/5

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Weatherlawyer - January 10, 2012, 3:28 pm
As it wasa opening I saw a fox head in the cloud and thought: "A complaint against my browser."

Winning -

TAGS: nuclear explosion
Rating: 2.47/5

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Woody - July 22, 2009, 11:59 pm
You could be right.......
_ - July 14, 2008, 4:09 am
Good luck with that lethal dosage of radiation poisoning!


TAGS: nuclear fukushima accident meltdown sushi
Rating: 4.14/5

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Nagard - May 12, 2011, 1:03 pm
I think I got my humor from my grandfather... This is pure evil and I still think it's funny :D

Chernobyl -

TAGS: chernobyl meanwhile nuclear
Rating: 5/5

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caveman - July 18, 2013, 1:16 am
I'm not usually a fan of the simple ones but you got a good ol' laugh out of me. 5 mutated arms for you

UNDERWATER NUKES - And you thought a torpedo could ruin your day

IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED, - Maybe it's best NOT to try, try, try again..

TAGS: nuclear succeed mushroom cloud
Rating: 4.44/5

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maoworks2 - February 3, 2012, 8:24 am
Bravo !



THE AIRFORCE - Guarding nuclear launch codes

TAGS: airforce nuclear guarding launch codes nuke air force us
Rating: 1.83/5

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Staff Sergeant - February 7, 2009, 5:29 am
and we are constantly out of regs with our facial hair...you are obviously sharp as a bowling ball
airman - September 12, 2008, 7:25 am
because we take nuke codes on civilian aircraft? ur a smart one....


TAGS: nuclear fishin
Rating: 4.9/5

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Greeny - May 12, 2011, 6:34 am
Danke mein captain!
forseti - May 12, 2011, 5:06 am
nice one, Greeny! 5 hooks
Faceplant31 - May 11, 2011, 1:56 pm
Positive thinking.



TAGS: nuclear bomb atom bomb clouds fetal position kiss your ass goodbye
Rating: 4.8/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 21, 2013, 7:29 pm
Okay, lol. Not the hills you can clearly see, the ones behind the clouds, the ones you can barely see is Mt. Hamilton. :-D
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 21, 2013, 7:27 pm
These were just large cloud clusters, not smoke. The hills in the distance I believe is Mt. Hamilton. It startled me because I'm not used to seeing clouds in August. So logically I thought it was time to resume the fetal position and kiss my a$$ goodbye.
GaryO - August 21, 2013, 3:49 pm
I may have. My daughter was born Dec 1980. Been hell ever since
GaryO - August 21, 2013, 3:48 pm
There seems to be some missing elements in this dialogue, like a couple of the four Ws. Were you looking at Mt St Helens? From Northern Cal or Nevada perhaps? 1980? Or just a forest fire...
EmilioDumphque - August 21, 2013, 1:21 pm
...and did you?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 21, 2013, 12:02 pm
I actually took the picture. This was what I saw from my front yard (coming from the east of California) as I was washing my car windows.
GaryO - August 21, 2013, 9:18 am
Reminds me of Mt St Helens, back in ’80. Where’d you get the pic, cynic?
maoworks2 - August 21, 2013, 8:31 am
You Got That Right !

WHEN WE'RE GONE - they say all that'll be left is cockroaches. Figures. I knew my mother-in-law could wriggle her way out of anything.

TAGS: nuclear apocalypse happy fun times
Rating: 4.53/5

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spacedog - March 22, 2013, 10:48 pm
Great run of posters pickleviper. Good to see you here. 5Ls all round.
GaryO - March 22, 2013, 7:37 pm
You make it easy, PV. Great paraprosdokian twists to a lot of your creations, love it.
pickleviper - March 22, 2013, 5:08 pm
Thanks, GaryO. All your support is greatly appreciated.
GaryO - March 22, 2013, 3:54 pm
Yer rockin' PV. cheers


NUKES - When you just dont care anymore.

KIM JONG IL - He's got nuclear on the brain !!

TAGS: kim jong il nuclear brain north korea leader
Rating: 2.54/5

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wtf? - June 14, 2009, 2:16 am
im not sure if this is ph**oshoped or not cause that dude is weird enough to do that

AWE THAT GUY, - He'd better turn his brights off.


HEY!!!! - Who farted ?!?

NUCLEAR GOGGLES - Do YOU have yours?!

APOCALYPTIC CONSOLATIONS - So Beautiful, So Consoling, So Close And Yet So Far Away ...

When Johnny Comes Marching Home -

When Life gives you lemons like these -


TAGS: nuclear war
Rating: 4.56/5

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Editing Software -

Revenge Of The Nerds -


TAGS: thermonuclear airforce
Rating: 4.38/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2011, 5:22 pm
We wouldn't buy it...It's too small to drink Whiskey out of.
maoworks2 - November 26, 2011, 2:33 pm
Sell It To Canada
MPsniper - October 26, 2011, 6:07 pm
in a word...."yes". this weapon left active service in 1997.
CloudchaserS - October 26, 2011, 10:27 am
Question. Just why did we and the CCCP create such ridiculously powerful bombs to start with? Was it to make up for 1960's technology not being able to put bombs precisely on target?



TAGS: 99 red balloons equals nuclear armageddon
Rating: 3.33/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - May 6, 2009, 12:31 am
That is awesome. I'm glad somebody else appreciates the taggery arts.
ThePirate - May 5, 2009, 10:33 pm
aahhhh.. got it
Haarakkon - May 5, 2009, 10:29 pm
In the tag line, Pirate, not the text body!
ThePirate - May 5, 2009, 10:19 pm
Sorry dude, it's the Fifth Dimension.. not Nena.. which is actually better
Haarakkon - May 5, 2009, 10:15 pm
Working 99 luftballons from Nena in the tagline gets at least 5 bonus L. That's an 11 L poster.

NUKES - Not to be trifled with

TAGS: nuclear war death destruction tomfoolery
Rating: 2.86/5

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aesop's folly - November 13, 2009, 7:46 pm
why i live in rochester


AMERICA - One Atomic Bomb Wasn't Enough, Was It? This Is Your Fault!

TAGS: america atom bomb nuclear ultraman
Rating: 2.45/5

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grr@noobs - July 3, 2009, 1:08 pm
learn to read pls... "one atomic bomb *WASN'T* enough?"
guest - June 18, 2009, 11:31 am
we dropped 2 dumbass
... - December 29, 2008, 7:11 pm
what the hell are those. monster island rejects
compoo - December 15, 2008, 2:37 am
ha awesome

NUCLEAR WEAPONS - Who doesn't like glowing fish?

TAGS: boom bombs atomic nuclear
Rating: 2.36/5

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Reason - April 29, 2010, 9:29 pm
little bit, but who doesn't recognize a mushroom cloud?
Kung-Fu Devil - April 25, 2010, 8:15 pm
Is this pixelated for anyone else?


TAGS: famous last words wrong turn spider farm nuclear power
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - January 21, 2018, 8:02 pm
Yet another good poster with that sign! There's been several, both here and elsewhere. Good 1 JW!

Lemons -

TAGS: lemons nuclear
Rating: 4.89/5

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mizzdizz - March 7, 2015, 3:47 pm
****tail! 2 parts lemoncello, 1 part Midori, 1 part blue curacao, shake wth ice and strain. Called it Tactical Lemon Response. You're kinda far from here, or I'd invite you over!
Silverheart - March 7, 2015, 7:12 am

Whatever it is, pour me double!
mizzdizz - March 7, 2015, 2:01 am
Oh, Mikie!! I laughed myself silly!! You have also inspired me to invent a new ****tail or layered sh**!! I'll have to experiment! Any excuse to play with the liquor bottles! 5 soon to be tipsy laughing lions!

Armaggedon -